Sandwich, 38

Germiston, Gauteng, South Africa

About Me:

My

friends will all vouch for me being a kind successful generous
gentleman and i can honestly say i would lie just as much for them
also... but seriously, I am domesticated and I know a thing or two about DIY: The bigger the job, the bigger the hammer...

Looking For:

A woman (24 - 45)

Good sense of humor and open minded are two traits i always admire. and i guess honesty makes for better relations. I would also prefer a lady that has enough intellect to take out life insurance on me instead of putting a jinx on my attempts to shoot butane lighter refill canisters with my pellet gun... Disclaimer: any ladies that fancy a ride on my pirate ship are required to piss on the sails before we set sail otherwise the ship is bound to catch fire, capsize, get mauled by giant squid and end up marooned on the island that the latest season of survivor is being produced....

Info:

Relationship Status:

Single

Children:

I don't have

Like to have children:

Yes

Home Language:

English

Other Language(s):

Other

Appearance:

Ethnicity:

White/Caucasian

Height:

170cm (5' 6.9")

Body Type:

A few extra pounds

Hair Colour:

Black

Eye Colour:

Hazel

Work & Profession:

Education:

Trade/Technical

Profession:

Pirate ship Captain (Ship Pending)

Income:

Comfortable

Life Style:

Eating Habits:

I eat most things

Smoking:

I Smoke

Drinking:

I don't drink

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Gauteng: Germiston, Alberton, Boksburg, Johannesburg, Germiston Central, Activia Park, Airport Park, Albemarle

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